The Goggles Do Nothing [Duan!]
Those crazy bastards actually did it. The spirit of Arena Football lives on in the Seahawks' hideous alternate jerseys today [...more]
Those crazy bastards actually did it. The spirit of Arena Football lives on in the Seahawks' hideous alternate jerseys today [...more]
Remember Colby Rasmus Girl ? Of course you do. It's always playing in your head when you've had a long day and all I really want is to sleep but it's stuck in my brain...Well now there's a remix. [...more]
Short of money, Irish Premier League Team Cork City were only able to travel to an away game after local businessmen raised money to pay their bus fare. Gary Bettman is considering relocating them to Albuquerque [...more]
If you've got a javelin lodged in your leg, what do you do? [...more]
The 2009 Fan Cost Index is out. Treating a family of four to a Cowboys game? That'll set you back $758.58. [...more]
Dykstra may not have a wad of cash anymore, but at least he has two multi-million dollar homes. Whoops! Seems he's been banned from entering those, because Nails has been stealing anything not nailed down. Dykstra owns two homes in a gated community in Ventura County, the larger of which is valued at $18 million. [...more]
With the NBA referee lockout a foregone conclusion , we asked several million Americans who they thought would make the best replacement referees for the upcoming 2009-2010 NBA season. Here are the results. [...more]
In a classic Rod Tidwell move, The Texans' CB wrote "Pay me, Rick" with sharpie on his cleats. "Rick"[Smith]—the Texans GM—fined Dunta (yes, "Dunta") $25,000 for "conduct detrimental to the team". Daaaamn Rick! [ESPN] [...more]
Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to tips@deadspin.com . Subject: Morning crap. [...more]
Yes, MJ's holding an auction. Just because we're in a recession doesn't mean you shouldn't treat yourself to a $1,500 used pair of shorts or a $1,000 golf ball every now and then [...more]